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Smosh - Beef 'n Go
BEEF N GO LYRICS CONTEST: http://BeefNGo.com Go to http://BeefNGo.com to learn the history of Beef 'n Go, and enter your lyrics for a Beef 'n Go theme song for a chance to win a $50 gift certificate! Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox tube cow steak meat roy lee jenkins |
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Smosh Short 2: Stranded
A man finds himself stranded on an island. Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://www.smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox journal island |
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Smosh - Cat Soup
Anthony tries to help Ian recover from his cold. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras CAT SOUP POSTER: http://smosh.com/merch/#posters Music: Discovery of a Lifelong Error - Giants Orbiting http://myspace.com/discoveryofalifelongerror Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox soup cat scratch fight |
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Smosh - Crybaby
Anthony is required to take care of a fake baby in order to pass his Sociology class. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox cry fake baby school assignment |
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Smosh - The Best Car EVER
A man tries to sell Ian the best car ever. Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox best car fireball |
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Smosh - Easy Step
The revolutionary: Easy Step! In stores now. Easy Step T-Shirts at http://smosh.com/merch Watch this video in high quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox infomercial pink brick cement cinder block |
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Smosh - There Will Be Pokemon
READ: If you haven't seen "There Will Be Blood", watch this first: http://youtube.com/watch?v=mSuc9na720o Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox milkshake milk shake blood |
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Smosh - License Test
Anthony takes his driver's license test. Watch this video in high quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox driver drivers licence old man robbery mr. roboto babies |
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Smosh - Axe Murderer
Title says all. Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox ax axe murder dial 911 |
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Smosh - Left Handed
Ian bets Anthony not to use his right hand for a day. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox right hand twenty 20 dollars |
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Smosh - Boxman's Girlfriend
Boxman tries to get a girlfriend. LEARN THE DANCE: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-TK_KyJxcq4 BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/merch Beat by Lance Dean: http://myspace.com/theellarsound Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: There was this one time not too long ago I saw this one girl that made my heart explode She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho If I made her my girl, my life would be whole I've never spoken to her, not even a word I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd But believe me I've tried, but to no avail When I flirt with girls, I always fail Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend It's about time that I face my fears Or I'll regret this for years and years Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl... Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this ...You smell that? it smells like piss Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee Will you please go on a date with me? Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot You know that kinda thing will get you shot Humans and boxes just don't intertwine I could have you arrested for this crime What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century Why you gotta go and act so elementary I'm human inside, although it doesn't show Come on baby, lets go I'm not gonna let people bring me down Now that's just something that I won't allow I taught myself that i should just walk away But then I always throw boiling water in their face If there's something that I've learned from all this It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates But sticking together through thick and thin And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend? Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox box man |
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Smosh Short 1: Dolls
Anthony plays with dolls? Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox short dolls |
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Smosh - Food Battle 2006
Anthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which of their favorite food is superior. Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox taquito pink frosted sprinkled donut |
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Smosh Sued for $20 Million (April Fools)
As many of you have already guessed, we are not really being sued. (That would suck if we really were and everyone thought it was an April Fool's joke though!) For the first part of the day, if you tried to purchase something on http://smosh.com/BuyOurStuff, it would always give the error "This item cannot be purchased because it is currently in someone else's shopping cart. Please try back in 15 minutes". Later in the day we decided to make all of the order buttons redirect to a page that said "April Fooled You!" (So no, we did not make any money from this!) We hope you all had a great April Fools day! http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox pokemon theme song music video sue lawsuit dollars |
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Smosh - Food Battle 2007
Anthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which of their favorite foods is superior.... AGAIN! BLOOPERS: http://www.smosh.com/extras Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla 2006 celery pink frosted sprinkled donut taquito |
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Smosh - Male Model
Ian becomes jealous when Anthony gets accepted to be a male model. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox modeling blazing bodies accepted |
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Smosh - Toy Airplane
Anthony and Ian stumble upon a murder while playing with their new RC plane. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox plane murder dead chick |
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Smosh - Spiderman, Spiderman
Anthony and Ian try to find something to do on a boring day. Sorry about the color glitches near the end of the video. Fortunately, we fixed the version on smosh.com Watch this video in high quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox spider man dr octopus web |
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Smosh - The Haunting
Anthony thinks his house is haunted. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox haunted house ghost spooky noises guess who reptar |
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Smosh - Three Guys in a Hotel
A new sitcom starring Anthony, Ian, and a few special guests. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Dax Flame: http://youtube.com/daxflame Tony Huynh: http://youtube.com/thewinekone Lisa Nova: http://youtube.com/lisanova Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox LisaNova Daxflame thewinekone |
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Smosh - Ian's Birthday
It's birthday time for Ian. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox birthday cake party dog |
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Smosh - Transformers Rap
Anthony and Ian express their love for Transformers. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras POSTER: http://smosh.com/merch/#posters Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Beat by Lance Dean - http://myspace.com/theellarsound ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: I'll tell you bout one day when I was young I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on Something 'bout robots that destroy each other It made me want to go blow up my mother Oo, Anthony is not alone It made me want to go blow up my home Eventually I did, but that ain't the point I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about We're talkin' bout the most amazing thing around If you thinkin' Transformers then you was right 'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap They told us that this script was full of nonsense I bet you thought I was gonna say crap because it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than that Transformers will -- punch you in the face Transformers won't -- do the Macerena Transformers -- always say no to drugs Transformers They don't even need to use a glock They can take you down with their electric shock Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock But not as much as a slap from my hand Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime? Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn) Optimus knows how to use his hose He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose Until his nose unloads and explodes bus loads Ooh, you like that, we switched it up Like when decepticons kicked Autobot butt And Thunderblast is a slut What?... she is... Transformers will -- find a cure for death Transformers won't -- do your algebra Transformers -- are against terrorism Transformers The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot They got moves like you ain't ever got No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine They don't need that stuff to keep they party insane Moves so whack that you can't explain Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain Moves that Decepticons could never attain You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game Autobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lame You fight to contain the shame you've obtained Optimus will take you out -- With impeccable aim Transformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll say Transformers -- hit the club like every day Transformers -- blow things up with satisfaction They explode in your face like a chain reaction Transformers will -- run for president Transformers won't -- dress for Halloween Transformers -- hardcore since '84 Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox transformer song optimus prime megatron music video |
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Smosh - Hardcore Max
A rock song about the most hardcore guy alive. Music composed, written, and sang by smosh. Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: His name is Max and he's going to school He doesn't wear a helmet 'cause he's so cool He keeps his helmet on his bars Darts out randomly in front of cars Talks on his phone while rollin' down the street He even has a girlfriend, ISN'T THAT SWEET!? He hits on chicks even if they're skanky He smells his pits and THEY'RE HELLA STINKY! OK, I just need to clarify one mother f---ing thing, Max is a bad ass mother f---er, if you dont f---ing believe me, then look at his mother f---ing helmet on his mother f---ing handlebars, holy s--- that guy is hardcore! Oh yeah, and he swears a s---load, and everyone knows that's f---ing awesome! What's this? Is this is a hardcore part? YEAH!! Just like Max! HIS NAME IS MAX! HE DOESN'T WEAR A HELMET! HE KEEPS IT ON HIS HANDLEBAR! HE'S FAILING ALL HIS CLASSES! AND HE'S ONLY... 10!? What? I thought he was like 26. So you're telling me that I wrote this badass song about a ten year old!? You know what? I don't care if he's 10, or 50, or even a friggin' baby, he's still more hardcore than I'll ever be, and I'm 32! Wait, Max! Watch out for your helmet! Max didn't wear his helmet Now he has suffered a concussion And he will be in a coma for the next three weeks But it was worth it because Helmets make you look really geeky. Why do I sound like a bad a rip-off Of the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox hard core helmet bike bicycle music video rock song |
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Smosh - April First
This will be our last video- APRIL FOOLS! Watch this video in high quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Danger Mouse & Jemini / What U Sittin' On? (Courtesy of Lex Records) Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox april fools fool day joke |
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Smosh - Battleship
A short story of two very bored friends who resort to playing Battleship. Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://www.smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox battleship bored friends |