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Johan Santana Song (Who the heck is Mark Teixeira?) http://multimedia.nydailynews.com/slide/2008/04/23/mets/index.html Its a link to a slideshow the Daily News put together about one of our songs. I'm starting to think one of you guys made it because its truly depressing, but you guys will love it and it will give you endless amounts of fuel with which to spit your hate on the comment board. See more Mets songs at http://www.myspace.com/kuffandthebuttheads See more Braves songs at http://www.wereworseatwinningthebiggamesthanthebuffalobills.com LYRICS We'll be hanging up a world series banner You know why we got johan santana packing up the old minivana driving to shea to see johan santana its a pretty bad time to be a braves fana cause the mets got johan santana chorus: all the pain from last year is gone the fans are happy with fred wilpon omar smiles cuz the deal is on and willie says, "lets go, johan" The national league has no game plana on how to deal with johan santana strikin out batters from philly to atlanta nobody can hit johan santana every guy looks like hannah montana when they step up to the plate against johan santana chorus pedro gets hurt, and el duque gets old what did omar do? he spoke that espanol he's got more nasty stuff than jackie chana he's eating batters up like a peeled banana the braves were good for a long timespana but now theyre dead like princess diana so keep mark teixeira and your ku klux klana but the mets are ok with johan santana Tags: Johan Santana Mark Teixeira New York Mets Omar Minaya Trade Atlanta Braves Guitar Funny Kuff Buttheads Tito Gunshow |
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Stay - Lisa Loeb Cover (John Maine Lyrics) Kuff and the Buttheads - A little bit Lisa Loeb and a little bit tribute to the one and only met pitcher John Maine. The man had 14 strikeouts in his last start of the year, at a time when the Mets looked like garbage and the fans needed something to cheer about. What does he have to do to get some respect? http://www.myspace.com/kuffandthebuttheads LYRICS John Maine will strike you out if he wants to John Maine he throws strikes all the time strikes... and you thought that this game was simple and you thought that your bat belonged but now john maine has taught you and you know that you musta been wrong cuz you struck out.... yeah....you struck out.... John Maine You might as well call him daddy cuz you can swing hard but you're never gonna hit it cuz these pitches that hes throwin to everyone everywhere are go so damn fast your gonna swing through air your batspeed is so negative, no! no! no! no! He turns the fastball on He turns the fastball up and the batters are swinging right through it one goes down looking the other swings away it doesnt really matter becasue either ones a k and then another will be crying for his mother when he swings through a high fastball and thats a fact john maine is throwing and youre thrown and you thought youd hit a homer but now youre not too sure cuz youre swinging through his slider and that won't get you very far or anywhere its true yeah you musta been naive cuz john maine is just too strong and you thought, "I can hit!!!! I can hit!!!" But now you know that you were wrong, cuz you struck out.... yeah you struck out.... and now you're shaking in your boots about the pitch hes gonna throw you might as well just drop your bat and turn around and go because your scared to swing. and john maine will strike you out if he wants to Tags: Lisa Loeb Stay Kuff Butthead Acoustic Guitar John Maine New York Mets Pitcher awesome your mom |
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Juicy - Notorious BIG Cover Kuff and the Buttheads rocking out again. Biggie Smalls is the illest. Obviously no disrespect to the King of NY. RIP Big Poppa. Tags: Kuff Butthead Ready to Die Cover Song Biggie Smalls Notorious BIG Comedy Music Funny Guitar Acoustic Rap Hip Hop |
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Hot in Here - Nelly Cover Kuff and the Buttheads rocking out to Nelly's smash hit. Mad love to Nelly, all copyrights and whatnot obviously his. Keep the dream alive www.myspace.com/kuffandthebuttheads Tags: Kuff Butthead Classical Double Big Bass Guitar Harmonica Song Funny Herrrre Herrre Herre Rap Folk Hip Hop Comedy Fol |
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Original Song - ManMade Woman Kuff and the Buttheads Rocking out like its 1979. Keep the dream alive. Tags: music manmade woman kuff buttheads rock balding lady funny comedy unsigned jenny rockers kuffandthebuttheads your mom |
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Joe Namath "I Want to Kiss You" Broadway Joe had a heavy heart this day. Here's his own version of the story. Tags: Namath drunk New York jets gang green Football Song Music Susie Suzy Suzie Kolber Colber |
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Jesus Hates the Yankees Blood in 2004....Bugs in 2007. The signs point in only one direction...he hates them. Expect more miraculous misfortune in 2008. Tags: Cleveland Indians Boston Red Sox Bugs World Series Joba Chamberlain Chamberlin Baseball Big Papi Pettitte Kuff Buttheads |
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Kuff and the Buttheads - Stache and Flash on Mets Weekly Kuff and the Buttheads returns again, this time with their tribute to one of the greatest double play combos ever, Jose Valentin and Jose Reyes, the Stache and the Flash. Check out more at www.myspace.com/kuffandthebuttheads Tags: New York Shea Stadium Jose Reyes Valentin Mets Weekly Funny Music Kuff Buttheads Songs Endy Chavez Joe Smith |
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Kuff and the Buttheads - Joe Smith Song on Mets Weekly Kuff and the Buttheads, the ultimate Mets musical experience is back at Shea performing Joe Smith, the follow up to their amazing hit song Endy Chavez, for the Cameras on Mets Weekly. Check out all the hits at myspace.com/kuffandthebuttheads Tags: New York Mets Weekly Endy Chavez Joe Smith Kuff Buttheads Shea Stadium John Maine Funny Music Songs |