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New 9/11 Footage clearly showing fake planes! Watch it and face the truth! New footage from 9/11 Hahahaha hahaha hahahahaa! Btw, for the dumb shitheads who don't understand this video, i'll write it down for you: THIS IS NOT MAKING FUN OF THE EVENTS OF 9/11 NOR THE PEOPLE WHO DIED THAT DAY, IT IS A MOCKERY OF THE 9/11 CONSPIRACY THEORY VIDEOS! How fucking hard is it do grasp that?!! Hardcore conspiracy nuts: Base your theories on logic and reason instead of paranoid beliefs! That only leads to religion and retarded shit like that :) I do believe there are some weird aspects to the things that happened on 9/11, but what's up with this "fake plane" shit? Like, why even speculate? If the government was to finance a conspiracy of this magnitude, in which they would have to pay a shit load of cash for, don't you think they would pay a bit more to have actual planes crashing into the buildings?! LOGIC, people, please.. All souls lost on September 11, and in all the consequential incidents, rest in peace! Government animation done with Photoshop, After Effects and Premiere. Government soundtrack made in FL Studio. Inspiration from countless rediculous videos here on youtube. Tags: world trade center wtc 911 footage fake planes government conspiracy lasse gjertsen having fun with ass and titties

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Faen! So many youtubers have asked me about this word; FAEN! Therefore I made this educational film.. Tags: norwegian language språk banneord curse word cuss norsk norge norway lol faen ass and titties

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Det Ultimate Selvmord - Lasse Gjertsen http://www.mentalhelse.no Hjelpetelefon: 810 300 30 http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/ This video is made so that you don't have to do it on your own, and instead laugh at the concept of suicide. Allrightie! I'm back again after being banned from Youtube for a very short while because of this video. I hope you enjoy it just a tad more than usual because of this :) Thanks, Youtube, for letting me back inside. Tags: the ultimate suicide lasse gjertsen black humour svar humor selvmord vold emo blod æsj faen ass and titties

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Giovanni Sollima - Sogno ad Occhi Aperti (Daydream) PART 2 Directed by Lasse Gjertsen Copyrights: Casa Musicale Sonzogno, Milan, 2007 This is a music video for the italian cellist Giovanni Sollima, on two of his compositions; "Terra Aria" and "Concerto Rotondo". Enjoy! www.sonzogno.it So this is the project I've been working on for the last 5 months, and here's how part 2 of it is made: We went out into this very weird forest outside Milan, Italy, 5 in the morning to catch the morning fog. Then we just started filming, nothing planned except which song to play :P SO most of this is merely experimenting with angles and editing. People have asked me how I made the background. "Uhm, it's a real forest..?" Spooky atmosphere.. The part were the "camera" follows the bow is made with After Effects. The last part was filmed at a concert in Italy. Tags: lasse gjertsen giovanni sollima music video italian cellist cello classical experimental dream trippy ass and titties

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Giovanni Sollima - Sogno ad Occhi Aperti (Daydream) PART 1 Directed by Lasse Gjertsen Copyrights: Casa Musicale Sonzogno, Milan, 2007 This is a music video for the italian cellist Giovanni Sollima, on two of his compositions; "Terra Aria" and "Concerto Rotondo". Enjoy! www.sonzogno.it So this is the project I've been working on for the last 5 months, and heres how part 1 of it is made: On the six arms parts, which by the way took most of the time to make, I filmed Sollima playing the different layers of cello after each other. I then edited the video frame by frame in Photoshop (remember, it's 25 frames per second of video), cutting his arms out from the other layers and pasting it on top, matching the movement of the cello. This was done ca 4000 times, by myself. The clouds were actually filmed in my backyard, sped up 1250 times. The birds we're filmed in my town, Larvik, Norway on clear blue sky, so that I could use blue screen keying to put them on top of the clouds. It's hard to notice, but the birds are moving in half speed slow motion. I also had to stabilize the motion of the birds, since I filmed it with handhelt camcorder. The sequence was cut together using After Effects and Premiere. The forest, river sequence was photographed in a forest in Arona, Italy. I took a picture ca. every five meters, and morphed the images together using WinMorph, matching the pace of the music. The zooming sequence is very hard to explain. Basically, the first 8 seconds after it starts zooming and when you see Mr Sollima's face is real photos. The rest inbetween are "painted" in Photoshop by me. The rest of this part is merely editing in Premiere and After Effects. Allright! Tags: lasse gjertsen giovanni sollima music video italian cellist cello classical experimental dream trippy ass and titties

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Sweet Memories - Stine Mills This is a short video I made together with my former girlfriend Stine Mills, who directed it. I helped with the effects. Enjoy.. Please, praise HER not me :P She was the brain behind this one. Tags: old picture photograph pixilation animation stine mills lasse gjertsen funny lol ass and titties

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Amateur - Lasse Gjertsen I've taken my hyperactive editing style a step further! Hope you'll enjoy it! If you want to download the audio from this video, go to http://www11.nrk.no/urort/user/?id=36781 It's a norwegian page where I uploaded some of my music. (Lytt = Listen to, Last ned = Download) Oh shit, I forgot to put this in the video, and now it's too late to change it: Thanks to my friend Mattis for letting me borrow the drum kit. Also thanks to the person letting me use her piano, but she didn't want her name here :P And now; to you people saying I'm ripping off Michel Gondry: I've seen his video with the drumkit called "Drumb and Drumber". It's here on youtube somewhere. His video and my video are different because of one very important detail: Gondy filmed himself doing drumming sequences and LOOPED them, while I hit each drum and piano chord seperately and edited them together. This is a very big difference if you have any idea about video editing. Actually, there is a short sequence of 5 sec where he does cut the beat, but I didn't notice this until recently, which makes me an idiot. But I still don't think it's a rip off, only similar. SO one question to you guys: If I write a song which includes the words "love" and "tight", am I ripping off The Beatles?? :P I met Michel Gondry in Milan, Italy and asked him. He didn't really give me a clear answer, but it seemed like he thought so. Either that or he didn't like my clothes. Lol. Tags: amateur lasse gjertsen drumkit drums piano music norsk norwegian lassegg hyperactive editing ass and titties

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Den Lille Valpen - Lasse Gjertsen "The Little Puppy" I just tried to make something cute, ok?! Did I succeed..? Norwegian language, but you're not missing anything. Basically speak-to-cute-little-thing-language :P How it's made: I had to use a lot of ham. The puppy didn't understand norwegian, but kind of understood the ham-concept. The headshot was made by blending three different clips frame by frame in photoshop; one where I was standing there with caps and hood, one where I threw the caps to my head and fell down, and one where I threw cherry juice on the wall.. I prefer black currant juice, looks so much better, but I couldn't find it anywhere. I made a flash in photoshop to make the shot look a little better. Also, I had to make a hole in my head in the last shot later, cause I forgot to it when I was filming. I did this in photoshop. You can actually see that it's a matte painting just as the puppy walks over to me, the matte is overlapping his left side, lol. But it's too late to fix up, I deleted the all the files :S Tags: lasse gjertsen puppy cute norwegian happy joy blood gun shot ass and titties

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Fotball NM '97 - Lasse Gjertsen OK, first of all, I hate soccer! But I thought to myself, what would make even me start watching it? Therefore I made this little film, a soccer match set in the year 2097 where the games has evolved some new interesting rules :P I'm not completely happy with it. It's just too damn violent! So much that it isn't funny at the end, you know? I sliced it down a little bit though, had some unnecessary long pauses and shit. How it's made: Hand drawn animation scanned into Photoshop and colored frame by frame there. Backgrounds are hand painted in aquarelle, and everything is edited together with Premiere. Music made with FL Studio. Tags: lasse gjertsen soccer hatred violent blood explosions cartoon norwegian norsk tegnefilm vold blod ass and titties

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Hvordan passere en veibane - Lasse Gjertsen This is just a short stupid thing I did with my classmate Erik (the actor). Basically just frame by frame editing here.. The music is from the Dust Brothers' Fight Club Soundtrack Tags: lasse gjertsen accident car hit erik funny stupid ass and titties

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Jeg går en Tur - A self portrait by Lasse Gjertsen OK, this video is very ego, sorry about that! My dad suggested to upload it, and I though, what the hell.. The language is norwegian, but I did my best to subtitle it in english. If you hear the word "tits-machine", don't worry, it means "time machine" in norwegian, lol! This video was my interpretation of the admission assignment for an animation school in Norway, which was to make a "self portrait in any technique". I was studying in England at the time (Spring 2005), but wasn't satisfied with that school, and wanted to try another place. I got in! How it's made: Filmed myself infront of a green screen, made it to a walking cycle which could be looped forever. The rest are pictures from England and Norway and books, and are just mashed together in Premiere. The music is me, played guitar and harmonica myself (two instruments I actually can't master) but it sounds ok enough. Music edited together in FL Studio. Tags: lasse gjertsen selvportrett self portrait talking philosophy norsk norwegian lol ass and titties

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Sirius - Home sweet home Norwegian hiphop artist Sirius' new, but delayed, music video of the song "Home sweet home" from his new album "Misery made me"! The video is filmed and edited my me. If you want to purchase the CD, please contact on www.myspace.com/sirius87 with name and address and you'll receive bank account info and stuff. 100 NOK for CD to Norway (shipping included). 17 EUR for CD to Europe 12 GBP for CD to Britain 25 USD for CD elsewhere PLEASE don't contact ME about this, ok? :P HERE, HERE: www.myspace.com/sirius87 www.myspace.com/sirius87 www.myspace.com/sirius87 Tags: sirius home sweet music video norwegian norsk hip hop rap funny lasse gjertsen ass and titties

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Rødmaling - Lasse Gjertsen This is a cute little film I made in 2003, one of my first cartoons! It's also in norwegian, but I did my best to subtitle it. The subtitles are rhyming too!! Thanks to Fredrik for helping me with the rhyming back then and Kari-jento for giving me the idea of posting it :P How it's made: Hand drawn animation and backgrounds, scanned in and colored frame by frame in Photoshop, edited in Premiere. Music made with FL Studio. Tags: lasse gjertsen cartoon violent norwegian norsk tegnefilm painting with blood cheerful tune ass and titties

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Lasse vs Teknologi II - Lasse Gjertsen Hehehey, I did like the Numa Numa guy and made a crappy sequel! Hope you'll enjoy my rage and anger once again.. I'm sorry for it being in norwegian language, but I am from Norway and my english doesn't sound angry enough.. I'm basiaclly saying :"Oooh, finally done with the project.. SHit, I have to save! What the fuck? What the FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" And then a heap of beautyful norwegian cusswords. Then: "Noooo.. All of my porno! Dammit.." Tags: lasse gjertsen vs teknologi technology sequel cussing swearing destruction angry norwegian in italty ass and titties

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Hva faen, Speil? - Lasse Gjertsen Ever had this feeling before? No? Something wrong with me?! Oh yes, it's in norwegian. I'm basically saying "What the hell?!" and "Holy crap, crazy shit.." when I'm leaving.. (How it's made: Video cut into images, images imported to Photoshop and messed with, morphed together with WinMorph and edited in Premiere. The sound is made with granulizer in FLStudio..) Tags: lasse gjertsen trippy lsd magic mushroom mirror morphing shit weird don't do drugs haha just kidding ass and titties

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Ghost or something?! Watch the left hand top corner.. Sorry, no funny material here! OK, I'm fucking fascinated by the show "Ghost Hunters", but since it's on TV, I can't really trust it you know. So I went out for myself with a camcorder and sound recorder at a cemetary. I got nothing on the sound, but found this on video, and I can't explain it. Hope some of yall can. (It's 2 fps because I needed long exposure to get the picture light enough). It's me walking around in the center, but if you watch the left hand corner of the screen, somekind of cloud is forming. I was thinking it might be reflections from the lights from a car or something, but if you watch carefully, it looks like the fog is breaking the light from the lightpole in the bacground.. Or magnifying it somehow, but you need some kind of solid transparent form to do that, right? The fog then vaporizes. It looks weird, but I have no idea what can have caused it. Also, on the sound from the video (no sound on this) you can hear a small click exactly when the cloud forms.. Tags: Lasse Gjertsen churchyard cemetary ghost apparition orb spirit weird paranormal ass and titties

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Lasse vs Teknologi - Lasse Gjertsen I just made this today when I got fed up with my crappy ass cell phone.. Made it really just to experiment with making the luminated areas in the video footage glow, so that it looks a little more film-like.. It's in norwegian, sorry bout that, but you don't really need the dialog to make out what it's about.. Tags: Lasse Gjertsen cell phone norwegian swearing haha funny ass and titties

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Commercial (Norwegian) - Lasse Gjertsen Not for people under 2,7 years old.. I know some people will get offended by this one, but I'm quite suicidal myself so what the hell. I think it's very funny.. It's in Norwegian, but I subtitled it. Enjoy! (How it's made: Hand drawn animation, scanned into Photoshop and colored there, edited together with Premiere. Music made with FL Studio. All voices are mine.) Tags: Funny commercial blood suicide Lasse Gjertsen cartoon violence ass and titties

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Us - Lasse Gjertsen Well, this was kind of an experiment. I wanted to see how it would look if my shadow ran away. I cut myself away from the scene so that only the shadow would remain. The result ist 100% but I think it's a cute little film.. (How it's made: Filmed 3 different things in each scene (the up the street scene in this example); the location (the street), me running (as me), and me running as the shadow. The sequences were exported from Premiere to seperate image files. In each image, or frame, I had to delete the surroundings so that only me (or only my shadow on that sequence) was visible. I then put the two sequences on top of the location sequence. Voila! I also did some simple photoshopping on some scenes, like when the shadow is dead on the ground. The smoke in the film is artificial. I filmed myself having a sigarette behind a black cloth, so that the smoke went through (filmed in front of the cloth of course). I could then put it in the film as gunsmoke and breathing, using luma key. Oh, the car isn't really there either. It was cut in from another clip. The blood is blackcurrant juice) Tags: Shadow Norway weird funny ass and titties

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The Businessman - Lasse Gjertsen Kind of similar to the Machine Man film.. I don't know, but I obviously enjoy watching people in black suits going bananas in the wilderness.. I dont know if that's a good or a bad thing. Hope you'll enjoy it.. (How it's made: Hand drawn animation (as a reference to look at for the moose' running sequence, I actually used the original horse images taken by Eadweard Muybridge over 100 years ago!), scanned into Photoshop and colored there. Backgrounds are hand painted in aquarelle, and everything is edited together with Premiere. Music made with FL Studio. The choiring when he gets naked is actually my own velvet soft voice, hahaha. Three layers of singing of course, but I wish I could sing chords..) Tags: Animation cartoon norwegian stimulating graphics ok storyline ass and titties

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